wonderstruck
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Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky." -
Hafiz.
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Hearing a noise in the night
- Sherlock fandom: Calmly put down tea and deduce what could have made that sound
- Doctor Who fandom: Go investigate hoping the Doctor will grab your hand and tell you 'run'
- Supernatural fandom: Back the fuck up lock the door sit in your demon's trap made of salt and cleaning solution with your iron knife, silver bullets, and holy water.
174 notes · 3 weeks ago
- Me: wanna reblog a picture of me?
- Tumblr: no
- Me: ok
2 notes · 3 weeks ago
- Person: You know... swearing is not very ladylike. You should stop doing it.
- Me: Suck my fucking non-existent-dick, you fucking whore. I am very ladylike.
24 notes · 3 weeks ago
- guy friend: i have a boner
- funny person: don't think about tit
- guy friend: i have a boner
- normal person: why are you telling me this
- guy friend: i have a boner
- me: wanna come to my house now
6 notes · 3 weeks ago
- Grandma: You have so much make-up you could provide for a theater.
0 notes · 3 weeks ago